Friday, February 26, 2010

Policy Change

Effective immediately, anyone who eats or chews gum while talking on the phone with me will be penalized. (That's right, Elliot from the Help Desk, I'm thinking about you, you lint-licker.) I can't at the moment say what form that penalty might take as that will largely depend up my mood at the time of the incident. Just know that the policy is now in place and that the penalty may be quite severe.

Your understanding and cooperation is appreciated.


  1. What if they're chewing, would that matter? And I thought it was window licker, buy I grew up in a different part of the country.

  2. They could be chewing Glee Gum, Ornery Gum, or the leather-like remains of William Wrigley, Jr., himself, it doesn't matter: if I can hear them chewing while they're talking the phone with me, they're going to be assessed as severe penalty of some sort.

    And by the way, if you know not the term "lint licker," you need to educate yourself:

  3. Oh, that gave me a good clean feeling! I think I might need to switch to Orbit Gum -- I need some dirty mouth control.

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