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ReplyDeleteYou are so lucky!
Remember to take frequent breaks from the chair. Get up once in a while, stretch, drink plenty of fluids. This is a marathon, not a sprint. ;)
With apologies to any poets and poet lovers out there, but thank god for Elizabeth Alexander, the woman selected to read a poem (her poem, actually, which she wrote specifically for this occasion). That provided the perfect opportunity to take a bathroom break and start another load of laundry.
ReplyDeleteNo, as a matter of fact, I'm not much of a poetry fan. Why do you ask?